For Miss Jen Jen Jam, who is becoming a very competent crocheter who I now feel I need to oneup when making ridiculous creations.
I still have pictures to post from Christmas. But I can't do that now, cos I'm too busy melting plastic bags:
When the apocalypse comes, the knitters will be revered as gods. Their ability to churn out inexpensive, stylish knitwear will be valued beyond measure. Knitting cures radiation sickness, helps keep you warm from that pesky nuclear winter, and a chunky sweater (100% wool, of course) can keep a family of four fed for a month.
Someone on Ravelry just made enquiries about the progress of this, so here's a picture.
Doesn't look like cheapy acrylic, does it?
Yarn: James C. Brett Marble Chunky
Pattern: Cherie Amour

Another pair nailed.
This was Colinette Jitterbug yarn, and the stitch pattern from Magknits' Tropicana sock pattern.
While I love the effect the Tropicana pattern made, I did get a little fed up with it at the end as there were a lot of increases and decreases which seemed to make my hands hurt a lot.
I used up all but about two feet of this yarn, and the sock cuffs are still very short. I think i've been spoiled by Lisa Souza's super generous skeins - I know I have big feet, but it would have been nice to be able to make the cuff longer.
My goodness, my mother has been busy. Puts my single knitted boob to shame.