Crazy crochet scarf. Why yes, I am trying to use up novelty yarn.
This thing turned out in excess of 7 feet long. Terrifying.
When the apocalypse comes, the knitters will be revered as gods. Their ability to churn out inexpensive, stylish knitwear will be valued beyond measure. Knitting cures radiation sickness, helps keep you warm from that pesky nuclear winter, and a chunky sweater (100% wool, of course) can keep a family of four fed for a month.